Typical Day on Cam – What To Expect – Part 1

I’m still giggling a little every time I read the title to this post. You can absolutely have a typical day on cam, however, the thing with camming is that everything can change in a matter of seconds. I’ll focus on the more redundant and mundane aspects of a day on cam that you can expect, anticipate and almost set your watch to in this post though.

Free Chat:

Guest: Hi BB – You start typing or saying hello to respond – Guest leaves.

Guest: Hi BB, Hru? (punctuation optional) – You: Great, hru? – Guest: Better now that I see you (or something excruciatingly similar) *shoots self in the face*. After about the 10th time of this you will become visibly annoyed when they say it unless you have really good “poker face”.

Guest: Show me ___ and I’ll tip/take you private/exclusive. This one pisses me off to no end and they almost always get a lecture on being a cheap asshole.

Guest: ASS/TITS/FEET/DO SOMETHING BB (Hello NEVER comes before this – they just come in and say this shit without so much as an introduction.)

Guest: Where are you from BB? Where do you live BB? (Why? Do you think I’m going to actually meet some faceless guy that is perusing a camsite with $0.15 in his account with an appallingly uncreative username referring to his massive penis?)

Guest: Make me hard BB (Well YOUR cock is in YOUR hands so how the fuck is this my responsibility in free chat – UGH!)

Guest: runs mouth (or fingers in this case I guess) filling up your chat box with boring nonsense and never tips you or takes you private.

Guest: (insert vulgar dirty talk publicly – tells sex story publicly) You: Can we talk about this/that in private? Guest: leaves or just keeps fucking talking.

Private/Paid Chat:

Guest: Takes you into paid chat with 1-3 minutes worth of funds without warning. You get 15 seconds into private and he starts demanding you show your pussy or cram a toy in your vagina immediately. Leaves 40 seconds into paid chat after clearing out an active and actually interesting chat room.

Guest: Pussy now BB You: 

Guest: Faster BB

Guest: Takes you private with 5-15 minutes worth of funds and 5 minutes in you are juggling 3 dildos (one hanging out of your mouth held by your lips because you are out of hands and you are annoyed enough you are gnawing on the tip of it and hoping he doesn’t notice),  one in your pussy and one in the other hand while pinching your nipples simultaneously, wiggling your ass, moaning his name and waving your feet at the camera because he has a foot fetish too. Cue circus music…..

Right. In. The. Feels.

Guest: Asks for something against site rules. You say no. He keeps pushing the envelope. You 5 times out of 10 have to ban his ass so YOU don’t get into trouble, and the other 5 they just leave.

Guest: Says nothing. Absofucking-lutely nothing. Could have anywhere from 1 minute to 2 hours worth of funds. Doesn’t say a damn thing or respond to questions so you just go into “auto-whore” mode and do the usual routine because you have no idea what in the fuck he wants/is thinking/or if he’s even watching you. This could go on for 3 minutes to 1 hour and 45 minutes (this has actually happened to me – asked him to type hello every few minutes or so to let me know he was there but his hands were busy).

Well?

Guest: You have a super nice session and towards the end or partway through he starts talking about meeting. You politely redirect the conversation/bluntly tell him no/keep dildoing ignoring the chat box and he will NOT STFU. 

I KNOW I am missing some here so expect a part 2 LOL.

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