Typical Day on Cam – What To Expect – Part 1

I’m still giggling a little every time I read the title to this post. You can absolutely have a typical day on cam, however, the thing with camming is that everything can change in a matter of seconds. I’ll focus on the more redundant and mundane aspects of a day on cam that you can expect, anticipate and almost set your watch to in this post though.

Free Chat:

Guest: Hi BB – You start typing or saying hello to respond – Guest leaves.

Guest: Hi BB, Hru? (punctuation optional) – You: Great, hru? – Guest: Better now that I see you (or something excruciatingly similar) *shoots self in the face*. After about the 10th time of this you will become visibly annoyed when they say it unless you have really good “poker face”.

Guest: Show me ___ and I’ll tip/take you private/exclusive. This one pisses me off to no end and they almost always get a lecture on being a cheap asshole.

Guest: ASS/TITS/FEET/DO SOMETHING BB (Hello NEVER comes before this – they just come in and say this shit without so much as an introduction.)

Guest: Where are you from BB? Where do you live BB? (Why? Do you think I’m going to actually meet some faceless guy that is perusing a camsite with $0.15 in his account with an appallingly uncreative username referring to his massive penis?)

Guest: Make me hard BB (Well YOUR cock is in YOUR hands so how the fuck is this my responsibility in free chat – UGH!)

Guest: runs mouth (or fingers in this case I guess) filling up your chat box with boring nonsense and never tips you or takes you private.

Guest: (insert vulgar dirty talk publicly – tells sex story publicly) You: Can we talk about this/that in private? Guest: leaves or just keeps fucking talking.

Private/Paid Chat:

Guest: Takes you into paid chat with 1-3 minutes worth of funds without warning. You get 15 seconds into private and he starts demanding you show your pussy or cram a toy in your vagina immediately. Leaves 40 seconds into paid chat after clearing out an active and actually interesting chat room.

Guest: Pussy now BB You: 

Guest: Faster BB

Guest: Takes you private with 5-15 minutes worth of funds and 5 minutes in you are juggling 3 dildos (one hanging out of your mouth held by your lips because you are out of hands and you are annoyed enough you are gnawing on the tip of it and hoping he doesn’t notice),  one in your pussy and one in the other hand while pinching your nipples simultaneously, wiggling your ass, moaning his name and waving your feet at the camera because he has a foot fetish too. Cue circus music…..

Right. In. The. Feels.

Guest: Asks for something against site rules. You say no. He keeps pushing the envelope. You 5 times out of 10 have to ban his ass so YOU don’t get into trouble, and the other 5 they just leave.

Guest: Says nothing. Absofucking-lutely nothing. Could have anywhere from 1 minute to 2 hours worth of funds. Doesn’t say a damn thing or respond to questions so you just go into “auto-whore” mode and do the usual routine because you have no idea what in the fuck he wants/is thinking/or if he’s even watching you. This could go on for 3 minutes to 1 hour and 45 minutes (this has actually happened to me – asked him to type hello every few minutes or so to let me know he was there but his hands were busy).

Well?

Guest: You have a super nice session and towards the end or partway through he starts talking about meeting. You politely redirect the conversation/bluntly tell him no/keep dildoing ignoring the chat box and he will NOT STFU. 

I KNOW I am missing some here so expect a part 2 LOL.

New Cam Model Recommended Supply List!

As a new cam model you will definitely need to set up your “war room” lol and you will need things that you didn’t realize you would need 🙂 That is where this post comes in!

My husband loves this! 🙂

WEBCAMS/ELECTRONICS:

  • Logitech C920 Webcam – This is a simple, small, stationary USB webcam that provides quality 1080p output.
  • Logitech Conference Cam BCC950 – This is a nice webcam that has fantastic quality output, works great with broadcasting software and comes with a very handy remote control.
  • Limostudio Continuous Lighting Photography Lighting – Putting this lighting in my room dramatically and almost instantaneously increased my income! Custies want to be able to SEE you, and see you in true to life color! The lights will make your room a bit warmer while they are on so I would be sure to have a fan handy! They do not suck down a huge amount of power, so you won’t have to worry too much about your electric bill going up 🙂

TOYS:

  • OHMIBOD – This is great for helping you grab up tips while you are broadcasting! The customer tips, and the externally worn sound activated toy will buzz your pretty kitty accordingly! Enjoy! This toy, and/or the Lovense LUSH listed below are pretty much MUST HAVE’S if you want to make good money! My income tripled when I bought these!
  • Lovense LUSH – This toy is AWESOME for helping you grab up some extra cash in Free Chat and during Private/Party/Tip shows! The internal/insertable toy is sound activated and will react to the sound of the customer tips. The bigger the tip, the harder the buzz! This is my favorite “buzz” toy and is VERY popular! I guarantee your income will improve with this toy! It’s also a blast to use by yourself or with your partner!
  • Lovense NORA – This toy is an insertable dildo with an external clit vibrator and the guys absolutely LOVE to control this toy! I have a few regulars that only use this toy in private and use it for a LONG time! I also like to use it by myself sometimes 🙂
OMFG! Bwahahaha!

LUBES & TOY CLEANERS!

  • My favorite lube to use is Passion Lubes Hybrid Lube. This is a silicone/water based hybrid lube that holds up really well and won’t stain your outfits or blankets/towels and doesn’t taste too bad, although I don’t recommend eating it (haha!).
  • Another favorite lube is Sliquid Silk. This stuff is AH-MAZING feeling! And it’s organic! So YAY!
  • Another good lube to have on hand (ahem – lol) is Spunk Lube. It looks like cum, and is almost flavorless. It tastes like bland tortillas in my opinion, LOL. The texture is very close to creamy cum, however if you are doing a long show and have dryness issues you can usually get it to reactivate with a little saliva 😉
  • My favorite toy cleaner is made by Honeydew. 🙂 This stuff works great on all toys and I have used it on my LUSH and NORA with no issues at all. It’s water based, unscented and cruelty free!
  • I also use Dr. Bronner’s Unscented Baby Castile soap diluted in a spray bottle for my non-electric toys. Just spray it on, rinse it off in hot water, dry off the toy and you are good to go!
The struggle is real.

BEAUTY & PERSONAL CARE:

  • The best long-lasting liquid foundation I have found is Dermablend. You will sweat when you cam and this is the only liquid foundation that I have found that really holds up to the challenge! It’s a bit pricey but a little goes a LONG way, especially if you buy the leg and body formula. I have very sensitive skin (I use Proactiv) and this does not irritate my skin or cause breakouts even though it is designed to be used for the body. Don’t forget to get the setting powder too!!
  • Milani Liquid Matte eyeliner is the only one I have found that holds up to a long day on cam. No joke, I have tried about 20 different eyeliners trying to find one that can keep up. It glides on super easy and stays PUT!
  • Sea Pearl Sponges! These are a lifesaver when you can’t afford to miss being on cam because of your period! Granted, if your flow is pretty heavy you will need to log off for a few days, BUT if it’s light and you just need protection, these work miracles! These have shortened my off cam shark weeks to 2-3 days off instead of 5-7 🙂 Sometimes I will use there in tandem with Instead Softcup. You are welcome!

 

I guarantee I have forgotten some stuff but I will definitely be glad to add more! If you know of a miracle/awesome product that I haven’t mentioned here please let me know and I will add it to the list!