Fucking DUCK FACE!

Incoming rant, I can’t help myself. It’s my blog and I will rant if I want to, lol 🙂

Yes, I go into other models rooms. Most cam girls do. However there are only a select few that I interact with/tip. Usually I go in to check for site issues if I am having issues with my room, and/or to see what the douchebags are up to. Most customers room hop so it’s always great to see them running a certain game on like 3 different girls and then wait for them to show up in your room and instantly troll them. LOL. I have developed an almost uncontrollable compulsion for trolling the idiots. I get a very large amount of pleasure out of catching them off guard and making them feel stupid. Comes in handy for amusement purposes when it’s slow 🙂

Anyway, I’ll save the trolling for other posts and get to the point of this post in particular…. I keep seeing these beautiful, perfect young barbie looking models doing this duck face bullshit. Please. For. the. Love. Of. God. STOP!

This. Right Here.

Granted, yes, it is not my place to judge another girls hustle. Each girl does what works for her but this is one of those things that I am just sick of seeing! Especially when the girl is drop dead gorgeous and absolutely perfectly fuckable. I’ll enter the room of said duck face girl thinking wow, her profile pic looks great, let me check her out and then I watch. I’m usually blown away by how beautiful she is. I watch her interact with the guys, move around a bit and then it gets quiet for a minute and BAM! Here comes duck face. UGH!

Maybe it’s just me but I feel like if I was a guy my boner would deflate at light speed if I saw that. Yes, some guys may love it and I’m not judging that but for me, OMG. Just no.

Maybe it’s the fact that there is a large generation gap between me and said model (I still don’t understand twerking). I don’t know. I think the only time duck face is acceptable is when you are in the middle of a blow job and you JUST pulled the toy out of your mouth so your lips are still slightly puckered. THAT is when duck face is sexy. Context.